Subject: Your web master From: agent Date: Sun, 22 Sep 2002 20:37:17 -0400 To: b****@msx.dept-med.pitt.edu, c******@pitt.edu, c****@msx.dept-med.pitt.edu, b****@pitt.edu, f******@pitt.edu, r*******@mail.hgen.pitt.edu, f*****@msx.dept-med.pitt.edu, g*********@msx.upmc.edu, p**@pitt.edu, h*******@pitt.edu, d*****@mail.hgen.pitt.edu, s******@mail.hgen.pitt.edu Return-Path: Received: from mb2i0.ns.pitt.edu (mb2i0.ns.pitt.edu [136.142.186.36]) by imap.srv.cis.pitt.edu with ESMTP (8.8.8/8.8.8/cisimap-7.2.2.4) ID ; Sun, 22 Sep 2002 21:35:38 -0400 (EDT) Received: from hotmail.com ([216.33.236.79]) by pitt.edu (PMDF V5.2-32 #41462) with ESMTP id <01KMTE432KG4000H4M@mb2i0.ns.pitt.edu>; Sun, 22 Sep 2002 21:35:40 EDT Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Sun, 22 Sep 2002 18:35:39 -0700 Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 X-MIMEOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 Content-type: text/plain; charset="Windows-1252" Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-priority: Normal X-Originating-IP: [216.8.153.112] X-OriginalArrivalTime: 23 Sep 2002 01:35:39.0847 (UTC) FILETIME=[86136570:01C262A1] Just thought you should know what your webmaster is posting using your server and name...the boy has some problems. People have been asking about Robert Wolfe's Academic credentials. To wit: he is the webmaster at the University of Pittsburgh's genetics department. As to his qualifications: read the previous post in this thread. Clearly he is not the brightest pixel on the screen. So I guess I was hallucinating during instances in my life when I saw a male cat mount another male cat, a male dog mount another male dog, and two female cats in heat in the "69" position. All of those incidents appeared to be a convenient release of sexual frustration in context. -- Robert M. Wolfe Bioinformatics Supervisor University of Pittsburgh Genomics and Proteomics Core Laboratory email://rob@www.genetics.pitt.edu - phone://412.383.7657 Is *that* why I make twice your salary at the age of 25? You're like twice my age and you are still renting? How's that "2nd job?", Mikey? I only have a few more credits to get a degree, Mikey. I only have to pay 5% tuition or something. If I thought I was actually going to gain anything from a CS program that was 5 years behind the times because of the withered farts running the show, I would finish up. At the present moment, I make almost 40g a year because I left school to teach myself some things and secure a steady income so that I could pay a mortgage instead of throwing money down the toilet renting. My job provides the perfect platform for me to further my own personal research as well in order to make my worth to the center even greater. Perhaps one day the dust will clear and it will be painfully obvious to you that you are barking up the wrong tree 99% of the time. I HOPE THAT HELPS. -- Robert M. Wolfe Bioinformatics Supervisor University of Pittsburgh Genomics and Proteomics Core Laboratory email://rob@www.genetics.pitt.edu - phone://412.383.7657 When you have a person who was in the Army for decades who had CRYPTO clearance and higher (above top secret) and "nuclear assurance" (finger on the button) tell you point blank that we've got data on approximately 57 species of extraterrestrial you start to wonder what's going on. -- Robert M. Wolfe Bioinformatics Supervisor University of Pittsburgh Genomics and Proteomics Core Laboratory email://rob@www.genetics.pitt.edu - phone://412.383.7657 Please don't assume that just because I can out-obsess anyone when I set my mind to it, that I enjoy doing it. -- Robert M. Wolfe Bioinformatics Supervisor University of Pittsburgh Genomics and Proteomics Core Laboratory email://rob@www.genetics.pitt.edu - phone://412.383.7657 That's funny. College is useless and only morons use it do determine their status in life. -- Robert M. Wolfe Bioinformatics Supervisor University of Pittsburgh Genomics and Proteomics Core Laboratory email://rob@www.genetics.pitt.edu - phone://412.383.7657 You stupid fuck. Did I include an image that would prevent Mikey from "seeing" it (jof3r style, of course)? What YOU fail to understand was what exactly Mikey was whining about. Here's a clue: It wasn't the k00k newsgroup. -- Robert M. Wolfe Bioinformatics Supervisor University of Pittsburgh Genomics and Proteomics Core Laboratory email://rob@www.genetics.pitt.edu - phone://412.383.7657 No sense of humor? Now that's just going too far, Peter. I've got an excellent sense of humor. Just because fucking with people and calling it "truth terrorism" isn't very funny to ME doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor. You, for instance, could have a perfectly fine sense of humor, albeit completely fucked up and offensive. Is PETER your *real* name? Are you REALLY a MALE? Can we just assume this or should we get hyper-paranoid and start referring to you as "it" or "that smelly thing"? How's the terrorist business? Hardy-har-har. LOL. ROTFLMAO. (See, my sense of humor is fine.) (Bunny rabbits can't cut they own hair! Dat's CRAZY!) Insult yourself, I'm busy. -- Robert M. Wolfe Bioinformatics Supervisor University of Pittsburgh Genomics and Proteomics Core Laboratory email://rob@www.genetics.pitt.edu - phone://412.383.7657